Lauren. 17. raving to McFLY since 2004 Dougie Poynters yh. bye. <3
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell